@seawolf Well it looks like there is going to be an issue. It seems that there was a heated embroilment at the last Right Said Fred look-a-like contest and my fishnet tank now resembles more a ball of twine and less a tank top.
And my kilt was just some T.G.I. Fridays menu pages removed from the binder and stapled together. So I have a dilemma on my hands.