Random Announcements

[Seul]

I'm only gonna smoke next weekend. Usually a half a pack a week kinda guy, but smoked close to 2 packs during the previous week. No dice!..

Good luck though, if you guys actually pull the trigger and quit entirely!..

[DougNg]

Pffft, I'm at least a pack a day…

[LandoCal126 0]

@DougNg:

Pffft, I'm at least a pack a day…

Same here…

[Seul]

And that's why you guys should quit, and why I don't have to 

[LandoCal126 0]

And here we go No longer a random announcement…

http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=412.0

[hectic]

Fuck it, I'm up for it Lando - I'm pencilling in the 7th April. Wanna raise me and sharpie it on your calendar?

I've quit before, its a breeze, dont eat pies (fruit will do) and you wont need to change your wardrobe (unlucky Giles).

Peace
H

[Madame Buttonfly]

@hectic:

Actually, the 21oz is certfied claw proof

New marketing angle, cat lovers will be lapping it up (no pun intended) 

[DougNg]

21 oz is NOT Maine Coon proof…take my word for it...ouch

[Madame Buttonfly]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but looks like only US could have a domestic cat called a "Maine Coon" which is enormous and eats denim for breakfast…

[Seul]

I'm not even gonna start with the obvious play on words here… 

[DougNg]

They're actually originally from the UK…I think you guys have another name for it...but they were brought over by you guys to kill small rodents...and have a tremendously high predator instinct...

Average weight for a Maine Coon...18lbs...I used to have one that was 22lbs and that was slim for him...each claw was 1cm easy...

[Madame Buttonfly]

So we thought we could wipe out the whole "American problem" with a few pussy cats.  Typical Brit arrogance, glad you/the cats fought us off.

What do you feed these kittens…? 22lbs... JEEZ...!

[DougNg]

Some Turkish food…some Chinese food...some good ole American Food...and a LOT of cat food!!!

[Beatle]

those are some huge cats*

[hectic]

Holy shit. I bet its a soft shite.

[Madame Buttonfly]

That cat cannot be for real…  I hate it that people exaggerate or manipulate images.

This fish I caught in the Bahamas however, is totally genuine.  Photo taken by G.

[Beatle]

I am really laughing out loud. Funniest post today.

[Beatle]

Also - thank god for those big hands of urs ! how else would u have been able to hold that 40 pounder

[Dchill]

My uncle's maine coone was pushin' over 30lbs.  Thing was mean as hell, no one could touch him except my uncle.

[Guest]

So do you think that cat pic is tampered or is that the real thing? Her arms are in the cat, you gotta go pretty far in photoshop to get this effect for a gag picture. Also, her arms are proportionate to her own body. I'd say that's a genuine picture but have never seen such a big cat.