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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      @monday:

      what??
      i'm missing it  😠

      The people in the small boats have oars.  In English English we have a saying:

      put/stick your oar in  (British & Australian informal)
      to involve yourself in a discussion or a situation when other people do not want you to

      I was being rude…..

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • madmondayM
        madmonday
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        talk about lost in translation, & you being rude, i could never imagine such a thing

        i stopped by the castle today & it seems no one was home  😢

        i told you i was on the way  😠

        *i kid, i kid

        head high, middle finger higher

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          Funnily enough the alarm did go off whilst we were away and we had to get a neighbour in to check it out.  The problem was that my beloved wife had not secured one of the internal doors that is sensored and it sprung open…......

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • madmondayM
            madmonday
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            no she secured the door, i was just looking around the old place & left it ajar by accident.

            i was looking for any discounted XL & XXL items hiding in any of your special rooms, so far no luck  😢

            love what you all have done with the place.  looks like still a lot of packing to do for the big move  😠

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              I did come looking for you in the stock room.  have to taken the light bulb out?  Do me a favour, next time I come looking for you smile or blink will you?

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • madmondayM
                madmonday
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                😞

                you have crossed the line,

                hahahahhahahahahahahaha

                superblack, what did you expect,  hahahahahahahahaha

                you are going to be in trouble when madame sees this, hahahaahahahahahahahaha

                head high, middle finger higher

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                • SeulS
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                  @Giles:

                  Do me a favour, next time I come looking for you smile or blink will you?

                  😉 😉 😉

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                  • BeatleB
                    Beatle
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                    We can do anything

                    http://bybeatle.com

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                    • madmondayM
                      madmonday
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                      what are you grinning about?

                      freak that you are  😠

                      hahahahahahahahaha

                      my melanin is a gift.  i never have to tan & i have less of a risk for many forms of skin cancer  😛

                      also i get to sneak around the stockroom undiscovered, hahahahahahahahaha  😠

                      head high, middle finger higher

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                      • madmondayM
                        madmonday
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                        you all are in trouble once madame sees this,  😠

                        & beats i expect more from you, hahahahahahaha

                        my teeth are alot nicer than that 😢  that looks like a european smile, hahahahahahaha

                        head high, middle finger higher

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                        • SeulS
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                          British smile, to be exact…

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            She has just come back…...I am in deep shit.....

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • hecticH
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                              "European smile - actual lol :)"

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                              • hecticH
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                                You cheeky fekkers, I'll have you know that my dentist has had a whole 2 years training. …

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                                • GilesG
                                  Giles
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                                  At what?

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • madmondayM
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                                    so i have a transaction going on with a certain forum member & when the kind person was sending me the item with tracking info had the misfortune of typing "the chicken had flown the coop"

                                    well me having no sense & being a bit cruel responded in a dead pain tone, "well isn't that a bit of racial profiling"

                                    the poor person never responded to my crack.  i ended up saying i kid, i kid, but i fear i scared this person half to death, hahahahahahahahaha

                                    head high, middle finger higher

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                                    • hecticH
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                                      Carpentry I think…who needs floss anyway

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        So he… chickened out?..

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                                        • madmondayM
                                          madmonday
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                                          wish i could stick around for the lashing the madame is going to give you all but i have to go so some work  😠

                                          don't know yet, hahahahahahahahahahaha

                                          head high, middle finger higher

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                                          • GeoG
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                                            @Seul:

                                            So he… chickened out?..

                                            . . .  ::)

                                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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