Random Rants
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Why am I at work right now on a Saturday? Oh that's right, I NEED Iron Heart goodies!!!!!!!!!!
dude . . . you just need to offload a couple of thousand pairs of your sneakers and you're set!
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G$, it's wrong you made it all this way & didn't get any Junior's Cheesecake, a NY City Hot dog, or even a fringing knish. I would of brought one of each down, but was pressed for time & upon further consideration don't think it would have really worked after all the beer
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damn i never got my stickers
that's my like a whin. . . see if i can work up to a rantDAMN IT MAN, I NEVER GOT MY STICKERS
**got to check Tuesday's purse
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Some Mofo kicked off my right rear view mirror. Sucker.
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world is filled with assholes…you have a VW , right ? expensive replacement..
We can do anything
http://bybeatle.com -
tell you what's shit at the moment . . . sometimes work gets so that your days are all disjointed and f-cked up - I am seriously not in tune to what day, or even to what time of day I'm at
(which is not not the same as flying to NY for an almighty piss-up and coming back jet-lagged . . . before you know who adds a comment ;D)
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At work, some 45 year old lady asked me where she could find eggplants… So, I ignore the fact that she was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, and pointed at them (measured distance from her nose to the crate: approx 1.3 m).
"Oooh ok thanks... So uuhh... You've only got them in this colour?.. You don't have green ones?.. They're all black?.."
"No, they're all purple... And no: no such thing as a green eggplant as far as I know..."
"Oh ok... It's just that I never had one of these before..."HOW CAN YOU BE FORTY FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AND NOT KNOW HOW AN EGGPLANT LOOKS LIKE?.. LET ALONE THE FACT THAT SHE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE...
I mean, the EGGPLANT, the world's funniest looking vegetable!.. One of the best things in the world!..
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I just learned that this thing is obviously called "eggplant" in english. Funny.
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At work, some 45 year old lady asked me where she could find eggplants… So, I ignore the fact that she was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, and pointed at them (measured distance from her nose to the crate: approx 1.3 m).
"Oooh ok thanks... So uuhh... You've only got them in this colour?.. You don't have green ones?.. They're all black?.."
"No, they're all purple... And no: no such thing as a green eggplant as far as I know..."
"Oh ok... It's just that I never had one of these before..."HOW CAN YOU BE FORTY FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AND NOT KNOW HOW AN EGGPLANT LOOKS LIKE?.. LET ALONE THE FACT THAT SHE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE...
I mean, the EGGPLANT, the world's funniest looking vegetable!.. One of the best things in the world!..
calm yourself little one . . . you need some stronger meds
some people would call that an aubergine and whatever you call it, you do get them is all sorts of colours - white, green, orange, purple, black. we usually see that colour because it's probably the most widely cultivated
. . . and what's wrong with being 45 (shortly to be 46)?
