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    • madmondayM
      madmonday
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      glass is always full even when you can't see what it is full of.

      we need air & water to live . . . so the glass is f^cking full  🙂

      head high, middle finger higher

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      • seawolfS
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        My glass is usually half full, but sometimes it's twice as big as it needs to be (twss).

        “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

        @zeebeeleather

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        • seawolfS
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          @madmonday:

          we need air & water to live . . . so the glass is f^cking full  🙂

          I like that a lot. You're brilliant.

          “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

          @zeebeeleather

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          • madmondayM
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            nah just a master of arguing both sides of anything, hahahhahahaha

            oh & all that story shows is Mega is clumsy as hell.  i guess it is hard for a big bad ass robot to avoid a pile of dog mess, hahahahahaha

            oh & idon't get involved when folks are f^cking or fighting unless invited 😉  sh!t gets messy & you never know all the details . . .

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • madmondayM
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              oh & the story shows Mini is a keeper.  she cleaned Mega's J'  that is wife material if i ever heard it  🙂

              head high, middle finger higher

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              • Megatron1505M
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                Back from the dead!!!

                A little story which my cousin reminded me of the other day which might amuse…

                Some years ago, when I first left school, I had a part time job with a business which a part of my family ran delivering and fitting gas and electric cooking appliances. One day I was out on a delivery with my cousin and I was absolutely desperate for the toilet, and it wasn't the kind of thing where I could just find a tree if you get what I mean.

                So we get to the customers house who we were delivering to next, I knock on the door and the guy answers (a frail looking old dude of about 80 years) and I say "Cooker delivery, do you mind if I use your toilet?". The guy looks a little confused by invites me in and shows me to the bathroom whilst my cousin unloads the giant, heavy cooker from the van single handed. Unfortunately I had either ate something which disagreed with me or had too much cheap booze the night before but my visit to the old mans bathroom was a long and unpleasant experience and I hoped that no one would want to come in after me, basically I was gone for about 20 minutes.

                When I finally returned to the front door I saw my horrified cousin and a very confused old man who had not ordered a cooker and was wondering what we were doing at his house, we had completely the wrong road.

                Lesson - Sat Nav is a GREAT invention.

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                • Megatron1505M
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                  On December 30th I spat a piece of Snickers bar onto our Postman after opening the front door into my own chin, causing a choke reaction. I was choking and laughing too hard to speak, the Postman was horrified.

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • SeulS
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                    😉 😉 😉

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                    • natehateN
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                      i stepped in dog shit the other week at a cemetery….... after receiving a bit of the oral 😉

                      i'm am a horrible human being

                      don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                      • J
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                        Trying to bury your own bone in a box eh?

                        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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