Random Announcements

[jacoavlu]

looks like a smurf snuck in your wash

[Seul]

Have used 3 colours on those, actually… If I ever need to paint again in my life, I'll know what to wear...

[rocket]

you will probably wear one of your OSB's then 

[Seul]

Haha naaaww I'm not an eejit man!..

Oh wait…

[ronaldlsh]

Please excuse me for this guys. What is an eejit??? HAHA.

[Seul]

Idiot!.. I mean: it means 'idiot', not saying you're an eejit (idiot)…

[ronaldlsh]

OH DAMN. I was really an eejit!

[mvb]

much obliged hectic!!

[hectic]

My pleasure, hope it ties the room together….

He abides.

[Seul]

I'm gonna write some bad poetry bits for some members here… Would be easier in my own language but what the hey... These are all penned down in like 5 minutes so don't expect any fecking Byron...

Geo:

went for some glasses
returned with true luv
it hit him
just like that iron pole
and saw neither'un coming

Geo, our beloved Scotsman
sometimes as serious as cancer
mostly bonkers like the Silent Dancer

we stand by you
knowing what you're going through
hoping you'll be outwitting me again soon
and go back to having all other members stunned
leaving me in my chair, mumbling "that fecking c…"

[Seul]

Lando:

how to describe you other than
"The IH monster"
you mystical beast of rebellion

you'd dress the sun in IH if you could
reach up, you would
rethink the universe,
a "genuine quality" stick on Mars
the red planet redesigned

you're killing it, you're a maniac
Den Hague's been on the phone
and all you think about is
"what shirt to wear to the hearing"

NY, LA, Gosport; if IH were illegal
you'd be wanted by the FBI and Europol
they'd study flannel samples with tears in their eyes
they'd tell Bonny & Clyde stories about you
rumour is the devil has your cell number

but no matter how you rock it
no matter who you work for
on this particular forum
you'll always be the shit!

[jimmy]

I don't know what makes a good poem but that's gold to me. Straight from the heart no bull. Love it

[rocket]

I'm impressed and I'm rarely that way
but this Belgian lad have style
I never thought I would say
so Seul keep this coming make us smile

[Seul]

Monday:

where to start with a man who
even when completely naked
is dressed in all superblack

Robert Smith taught us to love Fridays
monday made us fall for
Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday
as well

back to monday being black
as it's pretty obvious
but unlike other fora or communities
we really don't give a flying fuck
whether a person's white black or duck
we only see differences in the sizing charts
work or western, mop or not?

monday, smiling like a kid on (t)his board
his heart of gold reaching for you through his naughty eyes
someone call 5-0: black man stole my heart!

[hectic]

Killed it, Seul. Very impressed, especially cos ur not writing in mother tongue.

[Seul]

Thanks. Really isn't hard if you take it anything but serious… 

Beats:

the only redeeming thing coming from Dresden
our crazy Busters from Chemnitz
and YES she is a lass!
why just check her wonderful …

jumping, climbing, drinking, pinching asses
excited at life, exciting all life forms
the weary the bitter the dead
even the tiles she is posing on
making us smile, taking us back
to when we were wondrous children
and how does she get those crazy fades?

Beats - the German with a sense of humour
always ready to invade a new town
a new country
as Germans tend to do
but leving not death and destruction
but newfound friendships, warm memories
and about a billion pics

Beats - the girl, the creator, the Mystery

[Geo]

Seul - you are a fekin genius!

I am honoured

Love you to bits dude . . .

[Seul]

Giles:

[Geo]

I think these should all go into the iron heart in art thread

[rocket]

+1!