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    • UnTuckedU
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      Wrong kind of contractor, lol! I'm an IT nerd of sorts, lol

      In search of:
      IHV-04, med.
      IHSH-185, large
      IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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      • madmondayM
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        ahhhhhhh, man when I was in the military in the late 90s the closest thing we had to IT folks we folks who maintained and worked on a system called NALCOMIS, no idea if that's even a thing anymore and the system was a mess especially when we got an aviation supply person attached to a unit to supply direct access to parts .

        the good old days when HAWK and Stinger missiles were a thing before drone strikes were common place and we had to put mineral water in the vehicle batteries every week and perform weekly and monthly maintenance on equipment so old it's a wonder they ever worked.

        head high, middle finger higher

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        • SeulS
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          @UnTucked:

          The poly was a piece of cake, actually!

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          • UnTuckedU
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            I listened to a Joe Rogan podcast ahead of time, and it totally freaked me out… But, I was confident that "I can trick the machine... Joe said so!"...

            NOPE!

            There are sensors on your finger to detect micro-twitches and perspiration, there's a heart monitor, and blood pressure cuff, and sensor board under your feet to check twitches, AND to top it off, you're sitting on a sensor as well, to monitor sphincter puckering.

            Once you accept that you can't lie, it's a piece of cake, LMAO!

            In search of:
            IHV-04, med.
            IHSH-185, large
            IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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            • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
              Filthy2123ozjunkie
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              Check out how sick this Alien poster is that I got today!

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              • gaseousclayG
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                @UnTucked:

                you're sitting on a sensor as well, to monitor sphincter puckering.

                I did a lot of sphincter puckering when I was going through my divorce. good times  😃

                WTB:
                IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                IHSH-19

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                • gaseousclayG
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                  @UnTucked:

                  Once you accept that you can't lie, it's a piece of cake, LMAO!

                  i'm on a roll

                  WTB:
                  IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                  IHSH-19

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                  • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
                    Filthy2123ozjunkie
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                    Surprised there's no Olympics talk here. I saw this and laughed for a good couple minutes.

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                    • DionD
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                      Once you accept that you can't lie, it's a piece of cake, LMAO!

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                      • UnTuckedU
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                        LMAO!!!

                        In search of:
                        IHV-04, med.
                        IHSH-185, large
                        IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                        • GraemeG
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                          Boston Dynamics, who're doing their hardest to build Terminators, have invented a new kind of robotic dog.

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                          • GraemeG
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                            Speaking of job hunts, I had a chat with a HR girl from a bank today.

                            They've got a role in Sydney at present, but it's a fixed term contract.

                            Normally in IT you have two options: Go permanent, and remain with the company for life. You get various benefits, the possibility of promotion, and some job security. Or you go contracting, where they pay you more, but you don't get any real scope for career progression, and you can be fired or laid off easily.

                            A fixed term contract is somewhere between the two, whereby you basically get the downsides of both of the above options.

                            The IT jobs market is generally sucking right now. I'm off to invent a cryptocurrency, and become a millionaire just as broke. 😃

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                            • DougNgD
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                              @madmonday

                              Showing your age buddy, Blackwater has been gone for a long time…rebranded a couple times over

                              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                              • Matty123M
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                                Not really gone. Just new name but SOS.

                                Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                • madmondayM
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                                  I know @DougNg but I wear it like a badge oh honour  (added the u for the UK market, hahahha)

                                  so many people I know actually dropped out the marathon a long time ago; so, as cliché as it sounds I'm happy to be here with creaky knees and spoiled kids  😉

                                  that polygraph Simpsons bit is excellent

                                  head high, middle finger higher

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                                  • organisysO
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                                    @Graeme:

                                    Speaking of job hunts, I had a chat with a HR girl from a bank today.

                                    They've got a role in Sydney at present, but it's a fixed term contract.

                                    Normally in IT you have two options: Go permanent, and remain with the company for life. You get various benefits, the possibility of promotion, and some job security. Or you go contracting, where they pay you more, but you don't get any real scope for career progression, and you can be fired or laid off easily.

                                    A fixed term contract is somewhere between the two, whereby you basically get the downsides of both of the above options.

                                    The IT jobs market is generally sucking right now. I'm off to invent a cryptocurrency, and become a millionaire just as broke. 😃

                                    Google SETL and email them  😉

                                    Pride of Japan :-)

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                                    • DougNgD
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                                      I know what you mean, I'm surprised I haven't been hit with a coyote with a rocket strapped to his back yet

                                      Jody was yelling at me the other day because I was changing out a light bulb standing on a bar stool one legged, told her I'll never die, I'm too full of piss and vinegar to die.

                                      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                      • madmondayM
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                                        see the difference is in my house I would of said that and ivy would have kicked the stool out from under me before I finished my sentence, hahahaha

                                        head high, middle finger higher

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                                        • DougNgD
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                                          Did I ever tell you about the time Jody was trying to reach over me to get to the back burner on the stove, decided she wanted me out of the way and stomped on my foot?

                                          She broke my toe.

                                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                          • madmondayM
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                                            hahaha, at least she didn't set you on fire plus as long as it's a middle toe you could still balance just fine, hahaha

                                            head high, middle finger higher

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