GORUCK Challenge
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Just read this:
__PARTICIPANTS: READ THIS DOCUMENT CAREFULLY BEFORE SIGNING. THIS DOCUMENT HAS LEGAL CONSEQUENCES AND WILL AFFECT YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS AND WILL LIMIT OR ELIMINATE YOUR ABILITY TO BRING FUTURE LEGAL ACTIONS.I understand and acknowledge that by signing below, I am legally agreeing to all of the following statements in exchange for being permitted to participate in a GORUCK Event (“GORUCK Event”), which includes all or part of the following: (a) participation in a GORUCK Event (“GORUCK Event”) while wearing a rucksack full of bricks, and (b) GORUCK Event personnel and/or GORUCK Event participant-led social activities pre- and post- the GORUCK Event.
1. I understand that participating in a GORUCK Event wearing a rucksack full of bricks is an extremely hazardous activity. I acknowledge that a GORUCK Event is an extreme and unreasonable test of my physical and mental limits that carries with it inherent risks of physical injury that cannot be eliminated completely, including but not limited to an above-average risk of death and/or serious injury. Performing exercises during a GORUCK Event wearing a GORUCK rucksack filled with bricks or carrying anything of weight whatsoever, including but not limited to logs and/or other GORUCK Event participants, is especially hazardous and brings with it unique dangers that may not be known prior to their occurrence.
2. I expressly, knowingly and voluntarily assume all of the risks of participating in a GORUCK Event. I understand and acknowledge that these risks include, but are not limited to: falls; illness; infection; contact or collision with spectators, personnel, and other pedestrians; contact or collision with motor vehicles or machinery; contact or collision with other participants of varying skill levels; contact and the effects of contact with natural and man-made fixed objects; natural and man-made water, road and surface hazards; close proximity and/or contact with thick smoke and/or open flames; inadequate competition equipment and/or equipment failure; dangers arising from weather conditions, including but not limited to extreme heat, cold, humidity, ice, rain, or fog; imperfect course conditions; and inadequate safety measures.
I understand and acknowledge that these risks may cause harms including, but not limited to: bodily injury, ranging from minor to severe; illness or infection, ranging from minor to severe; physical and/or mental effects of exposure to extreme conditions and circumstances, ranging from minor to severe; temporary or permanent disability; paralysis; death; and property damage or loss.__
& signed up anyway, hahahahahahahaha.
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That waiver is unenforceable. Besides, even if it were, if you die, Tuesday and the kids still can sue, since you didn't (and can't) waive their right to do so.
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yeah, but i can see them getting deposed with all the discovery showing how much of an idiot i am & all the dumbsh!t i do. when they roll the tape the court reporter would probably fall out his/her chair laughing.
they would be lucky to get two quarters to rub together, hahahahahahahahaha
this is going to be soooo bad, but my gig & real life has me stressed, so this is a good stress reliever
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You've got it all wrong- after their testimony, the jury would give them truckloads of money as a reward for surviving living with you.
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hahahahahaha, you alright houston chris, hahahahahahaha
the poor kids, hahahahaha
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Just tried to get a furlough discount on my lite & it didn't work. Figured it was worth a try :-[.
Still haven't gotten an email with my packing list & where to show-up. Also where you fellows get your bricks from on the cheap? I think I may need one or two in a few days.
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They have not reached out to me either nor have they returned my phone calls. Not very happy. Last time they reached out to me a month in advance with packing list, Facebook page etc…
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they told me f^ck off pretty quickly about my request (in a very nice way but still). when i get out of jail i'll send them an email & see if they respond to me.
where you get your bricks from? i need some light ones, hahahahahaha
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Home Depot
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home depot. Also available at HD, gorilla tape is much more reasonable than the exorbitantly priced red white and blue tape GORUCK offers, and no way anything could be any stronger than that shit.
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NEVER ATTEMPT TO REMOVE THE GORILLA!!! NEVER
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Okay, Home Depot for Gorilla tape & bricks.
Sending an email to the Goruck dudes for my packing list & all that goodness, will give them till this weekend then I'm going to bow out of this one & sign up again once they are a bit more organized. Plus the reason i was signing up for this particular challenge wants to eat some phish or watch some phish swim or something but he's too nice to actually come out & say it.
told you that you good, we just f^ckin', hahahahahaha
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Well it's Phish, c'mon…
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looks like Phish wins.
still no word from the Goruck folks . . .
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Phish will always win!!!!
On a different note, what the fuck is up with these guys over at GORUCK? Not a strong showing from a customer service standpoint going on these days…
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They have now not responded to me, Monday and Seawolf they are 0-3. Really not happy with them.
Maybe I can get Monday and Seawolf to come to Phish with me hahaha
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yeah I can not call it. a forum member smarter than me said at least it got a bunch of fat dudes to try to get moving, eating better & into better shape. f^ck you gonna do.
so, what kind of bait & reel do you use for Phish?
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Very true smart man this challenge prob saved my life
Goruck for me has kinda been like fluffer on a porno set. Got me all hard and excited but then quit on me right be for the climax. Shame on you goruck for leaving me with blue balls.