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[Seul]

Listen to Shubz!.. She's like the forum's Mom!.. 

[Guest]

Seul, just for you – I'll buy 2" ones. But I have wayyy too many belts already (Sugar Cane and Iron Heart). That was when I was fat, dumb and stupid -- didn't know about Dangerous-Threads (last year). Simon626 -- c'mon ! ARE YOU NUTS ? Do I look or act like a tobacco chewer ? Noooooo dude. That shit is ugly....ewwww ! That's lip balm, which I always carry around, Rosebud Salve :

http://www.sephora.com/browse/brand_hierarchy.jhtml?brandId=5671&cm_mmc=us_search--GG--br%20rose-_-S1264955839_ADOGOE_AGI1092086_CRE2207346317_TID104609395_RFDd3d3Lmdvb2dsZS5jb20%3d_RAWcm9zZWJ1ZCUyMHNhbHZl

One can argue, however, that I'm addicted to lip gloss. OK, it's an addiction and I need rehab. People are probably suspicious that I carry a tin lined with cocaine or something, as frequently as I slap the shit on. Yo', I like my lips to look soft n' juicy – all the time ! That way, when Beyonce comes my way, I'd be all puckered up and ready to go !

[Guest]

OMG, Seul…I guess that's a compliment. I have two teenage nephews whom I love dearly, so I guess that counts. I'm the "cool aunt" who delivers the same messages as my sister the Mom, but with a much cooler vibe. So rather than, "Don't drink or smoke", I say "Don't you dare fucking drink or smoke, or I'll kick your little asses all the way over to Siberia !" Or, rather than "Don't get a girl pregnant", I say "If you get a girl pregnant, I don't want your fucking baby and I won't help take care of it".

[Seul]

I have the same issue, only with mints… My oldest jeans even show wear on my pocket where I stash my candies during work... I brush my teeth 3x a day, and always ALWAYS have a minty breath at work... People with bad hygiene and bad breath can fuck right off  Not eating meat (vegetarian for 10 years now) helps a lot though... 

[Guest]

God bad breath sucks ! Some people don't get the fucking hint at all. I'm impressed Seul…vegetarian -- wow ! Well, I'm not (I do eat meat) -- but I don't have bad breath. Much of it just has to do with oral hygiene habits, flossing, not eating crap, etc...

[Seul]

I'm the worst vegetarian on the planet though: I love leather gear way too much!.. 

But, as my 'avatar' pic shows, I just love animals, and especially pigs and bunnies…

[Guest]

OMG, is that little thing real ? I saw it…I thought it was a stuffed animal. Hey, I'm an animal lover too Seul, but I do eat meat (all kinds except seafood), and I have (as you know) a big old German
Shepherd.  And, yes -- I can relate to the love of leather but I don't feel guilty about it. No sense justifying it because it's definitely vain and conflicted in uncountable ways -- but, so what ?

[Seul]

That gorgeous li'l thing is real, Shubz!..

And also: I don't care what anyone eats or doesn't… I bet you're the best dog owner out there!..

[Guest]

Thanks bro ! Lacy thinks so too. In my next life, I'd love to come back as a dog, as long as the creature gets an owner like moi !

[Guest]

simon626, OK…I'm going to act like the forum den mother now -- but you gotta quit smoking. Like immediately. JUST DO IT !

[Guest]

Simon, it's OK. Everyone is different. Do what makes you happy – as long as you're not ignorant of the sacrifices you must make -- then it's cool. Me ? I'm a social butterfly on forums and at work, but privately, I'm a loner. I'm not a marry-able entity. I don't believe in marriage and couple-dom...it's just not for me.

[Guest]

I ain't yo' momma but I said what I said. Try harder Simon626. Find cleaner friends.

[Guest]

It's OK simon626. You are YOU ! Being alone a lot ain't for everybody. But if you need to be with others, choose healthy others. If you do, you'll be healthier.

[Guest]

Simon626, it's never too late to turn a new leaf. Trust me on that. PS. I have an MSEE (Masters in Electrical Engineering). Get your shit together ! There's no fucking way I could have achieved what I've achieved if I partied through college.

[Guest]

@shubharamani:

OMG, Seul…I guess that's a compliment. I have two teenage nephews whom I love dearly, so I guess that counts. I'm the "cool aunt" who delivers the same messages as my sister the Mom, but with a much cooler vibe. So rather than, "Don't drink or smoke", I say "Don't you dare fucking drink or smoke, or I'll kick your little asses all the way over to Siberia !" Or, rather than "Don't get a girl pregnant", I say "If you get a girl pregnant, I don't want your fucking baby and I won't help take care of it".

Well, if the look in your eyes doesn't deceive me, I'd say that's an empty threat. If he got a girl pregnant you would probably kick his ass to the outer universe first but then you'd be all over the bundle of joy!

Am I right?

Till

[Guest]

Till, yeah probably – but ssshhhh ! Don't spill the beans !

[Guest]

@simon626:

Shubz i demand front and back pictures of you standing up in your 301S!  :o

Simon, check all my postings. They're already there.

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@simon626:

i gave away all my true religions except for a few pairs. haha

Good work!

[Guest]

LandoCal, I did the same thing when I discovered Iron Heart. I can't even imagine where my brain was during my True Religion/Hudson phase !

[LandoCal126 0]

Simon - Well now that you have switched to Iron Heart, women will like you because you are are stylish and comfortable with your appearance instead of the fact that they "look expensive."