Our lovely Duo, Daisy Daffodil from Himalayan Cedar and tomcat Caesar from the street:-D

My new Italian mistress, my wife is cool with her:-D

Still need to go for a fitting to cut the fork tube

• 1 more;-)
  Two rabbis are riding the bus to synagogue in the morning, one reading a Jewish newspaper and the other an Arabic one.
  The one reading the Jewish paper asks, ‘Colleague, why do you read the Arabic newspaper every morning instead of ours?’
  ‘My dear friend,’ says the other, ‘when I read ours, it says that the shekel is falling, the stock market is crashing and the world hates us, but when I read the Arabic one, it says “the Jews rule the world”, and that makes me happier on my way to work in the morning...’

After my last prostate exam, which was one of the most complete I've ever had, the doctor left, and a nurse came in.
As she closed the door, she asked me the most frightening question I've ever heard.
"Who was that man?"

• 1 more;-)
  Two rabbis are riding the bus to synagogue in the morning, one reading a Jewish newspaper and the other an Arabic one.
  The one reading the Jewish paper asks, ‘Colleague, why do you read the Arabic newspaper every morning instead of ours?’
  ‘My dear friend,’ says the other, ‘when I read ours, it says that the shekel is falling, the stock market is crashing and the world hates us, but when I read the Arabic one, it says “the Jews rule the world”, and that makes me happier on my way to work in the morning...’

Our lovely Duo, Daisy Daffodil from Himalayan Cedar and tomcat Caesar from the street:-D

My new Italian mistress, my wife is cool with her:-D

Still need to go for a fitting to cut the fork tube

All flights from John Lennon Airport are cancelled. Imagine all the people!"

"I was standing in the park today wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."