My favourite posts

[jdl1279]

@Megatron1505:

You need to come to Fish & Chips man, seriously. I'll also be in Berlin for a couple of days before FnC if you fancy being with zee hung Germans.

Seems far more correct[emoji16]

[mclaincausey]

Speaking of sharing DNA, why don't you two just shag already and get it over with?

[Giles]

@Graeme:

This has to be the fastest Celebrity Lookalike ever!

Sorry @trail and arrow…

Emilzwei....

[4c]

@Graeme:

In Melbourne boots are provided as a public service! I don't know if they have programmes for addicts like @Giles though.

@Giles:

Am I too old to emigrate…..?

[FurattoHeddo]

This lade me laugh:

@Seul:

@Robbie:

R - "That guy over there thinks he's real big fucking deal doesn't he? "
P - "Robbie, that's Giles Iron Heart…"

See: http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=7059.msg385829#msg385829

[Finn666]

i think we all know how to read that face expression don't we!?

@Giles:

BTW…....

much love P. @Madame Buttonfly

[Giles]

@trail:

@Snowy
no sir, i've learned my lesson: stay away from acid (accepted you've got a long weekend ahead).
don't know if juri is aware of that policy.

[seanocono]

@Jestre:

This is a shirt that friends, family, and co-workers will start to worry that its the only one I own.

[Giles]

@Graeme:

@Giles:

@zatenm Where's Wally'd?

@Giles:

Iron Heart Sunnies…

Never have a pair of products been so well timed…

[Giles]

@Chris:

Eh, no worries, Sam.  I'm pretty consistent with my sizing, and I know how to read a size chart.  If anything, I'm just messing with Giles as he continues to delegate all the real work so he can wank off and go on holiday all the time.

[rocket]

@trail:

for some strange reason Phil Collins seems to be more popular.

[Giles]

@Seul:

@KEVINSTEED:

You have great taste Madame Buttonfly!

In cats, perhaps… Husbands, not so much...

[Giles]

@el:

He is smashing! He's not named yet (possibly Alfred?) but he weighed an impressive 10lbs and 2oz, and measured 20" when he entered the world yesterday evening.

Ultra heavy baby! And he'll get a couple of ounces heavier when you soak him for the first time.

Congratulations to you all

[Giles]

@trail:

today i joined a team of zoologists in search for the nesting ground of the quite rear and unexplored creature.
after 12 hours of exhausting hunt we spotted a perfectly camouflaged pair of "rough out burlap foot patrol".

[Giles]

@neph93:

@Seul:

Slightly unbalanced and rough. But goes down smoothly.

I've had too many girlfriends fitting that description.

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[trail and arrow]

@Giles:

Famous twats can buy the stuff like anyone else.  I'm happy with our growth and don't need a twat accelerated demand spike (probably from other vacant twats), that I can't fulfil….

[Giles]

@rocket:

@Graeme:

Why is it that I seem to pick the cool IH pieces that no-one likes, and then get discounted?

what else did you cop in the last time?, so that I can plan ahead now….  ::)

[rocket]

@https://www.instagram.com/ironheartdenim:

[Giles]

@Cutlasshound:

Paula needs a lot of gin/wine/meths working with Giles…..

[Giles]

@Chris:

After several years, I think I have figured out how the forum will react to any product development announcement Giles makes.

Giles: I have decided to try [insert product idea here].

44% of members: That sounds awesome!  How soon will it be ready?  How much will it cost?  What are the measurements?  How do I buy one, since I don't see it on the website?

44% of members: Count me out.  [Insert design detail of hypothetical and not yet produced item here] is a total deal killer.

11.99% of members: You know what would really be cool?  Something completely different.  I know it's been suggested before, and you said it was technically infeasible, virtually guaranteed to not sell, or that Haraki hates it, but you should definitely try it.

0.01% of members (aka Seul): Beer?